"Dad Says"

"Everyone has a Dad. Everyone has a higher authority. Everyone has a shop door. Better take the rim down."

"Darkey"

Darkey taught me more than I ever taught him, and he didn’t have to say a word to do it."

"Does Dress make A Difference"

"No, dressing modestly will not get you into heaven, but I guarantee you that everyone in heaven will be dressed modestly."

"Easter"

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"It is much more important to understand the Savior than to understand all of the dates and times of the Bible"

"Goin' Fishin'"

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"Sometimes, when we get aged and reach the epitome of spirituality, it is worth while to look back and learn some things that we knew when we were ten years old."

"IFIB"

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"As of now, I am the only member of the non-organization, which makes the organization extremely efficient..."

"Mallo Cups"

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"They still had the best thing around. They didn’t change. But people lost interest in the wonderful cup, and now it can’t be found."

"Negative Compliance"

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So I have a simple question – WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

"Severe Sinner Shortage"

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"It may take an exhaustive, well-funded expedition to discover any at all."

"Spring Cleaning"

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"Sometimes we stir things up and seem to leave things in worse shape than they were in when we got there."

"The Bat"

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because I wanted so desperately not to disappoint him, my relationship with him was diminished a little, and my bat remained in disuse

"The deer Hunter"

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"Al fancied himself quite a navigator and woodsman, and always wanted to go his own way"

"The Ice House"

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"An ice box did not make ice - it used ice"

"The Flight of The Falcon"

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Dad looked over calmly and said, “Where are we going?”

"The Little Brown Church"

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"The whole building was shingled and brown. And that’s the way folks wanted it"

"The Whippoorwill"

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"What became of the simple things we once knew?"

"Progressive Inspiration"

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“If we don't really want any more new doctrines, perhaps there is another option.”

"The Trial"

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“We are, your horror…I mean, your honor.”